Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Being Married

Location: Home

Felicia [to Fernando]: "Hey, do you want to go on a date Friday?"
Aylen: "AHHHH HA HA HA HA HAHA HA. You don't go on dates, you're married."
Felicia: "We go on dates."
Aylen: "Nah, that's just your life from now on and forever."
Felicia: "It sounds so final when you put it that way."

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Tweety Bird's Sleepover

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I told Mrs. Ward that I would bring my Tweety Bird for the (classroom) Teddy Bear Sleepover, but (that) she (Tweety Bird) better not come back from the sleepover with lice."

Best Parts Of The Day

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "The best parts of the day are with you, Mom. I wish I could rewind them."

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Don't Expect To Be A Boss

Location: Home

*Senia talking to Felicia's pregnant belly*
Senia: "Hi, my name is Senia. I am one of your sisters. I'm the good one. The other one is the bad one. Also, don't expect to be a boss when you come out. Mom has to have another baby in order for you to be a boss."

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Reason Mom Is Grumpy

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Do you understand why I am so grumpy with you?"
Aylen: "Sure. It's because you are pregnant."

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Newborn Pictures

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Did I have newborn pictures?" 
Felicia: "Not professional."
Senia: "Will the baby have professional ones?"
Felicia: "Yes."
 *minutes later*
Senia: "I am ready for my newborn pictures now."

Noises In The Attic

Location: Home

*Fernando is in the attic; a second later he hears animal noises, begins to look around, notices Senia  at the bottom of the stairs leading to the attic making noises with her mouth*
Fernando [to Senia]:  "Don't make animal noises while I am up here in the attic!."
Senia [innocently]: "What?"

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Time Traveler

Location: Home

Senia [to Aylen]: "DON'T POUR SYRUP ON MY WAFFLES!"
Aylen: "You don't have to yell at me."
Senia: "I do! I need you to stop right away because you are not a time traveler. Are you a time traveler? NO! So then, you can't take off the syrup once it is there."