First-Class Stickers

Location: At Home

*Aylen is playing with postage stamps*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "AYLEN! Did you just get into the stamps? You can't use those! Stamps are like money."

Aylen: "No. Stamps are like stickers."

Aylen Is Two Years Old

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen, they will not let you go to school if you don't walk to the bathroom on your own!"
Aylen: "They won't let me go to school anyways becuase I am not three."

Bath Water

Location: In The Bathroom

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you drinking the bath water?"
Aylen: "Well, not any more."

Felicia Dances Like Elaine Benes

Location: At Home

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are playing around; Felicia is dancing to a song from the television show "Imagination Movers"*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I don't really like it when you do that."

Felicia: "What?"

Aylen: "THAT!"

Detachable Penis

Location:  World Market

Aylen [to Fernando]:  "Did you take your penis with you to work or to school today?"

Fernando:  "Well, seeing that it is kind of attached to me and that I was at work, you can say that I took it to work with me."

Portrait With Santa Claus

Location: The Galleria

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you going to sit in Santa's lap and ask him for a kitchen set tomorrow?"

*Aylen slits eyes and pauses*

Aylen: "No, thank you. I'll just stand."

Rocket's Firebird Rescue

Location: The Galleria

*Aylen grabs a feather and shakes it, then dissapointedly drops it*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "That is not a magical feather."

Poor Santa Claus

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you going to cry when we visit Santa Claus?"
Aylen: "No. And I won't kick him neither."

Ariel, The Little Mermaid / Singer

Location: At Home

*Aylen is listening to "Ave Maria" (Schubert's "Ellen dritter Gesang")*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "That sounds like Ariel."

Eating Trash

Location: At Home

*Felicia is on the phone and hangs up, sees Aylen doing something funny*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you putting trash in your mouth?"

*Aylen spits out pieces of cardboard*

Aylen: "Well, not any more."

Radio, That Antiquated Technology

Location: At Home

*Felicia is listening to NPR on the radio*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "What is this?"
Felicia: "The radio."
Aylen: "There is no picture."

A Compliment

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, you are so cute and funny. Can I have another cookie?"

Aylen Is Frida Khalo

Location: At Home

*Aylen notices a painting which pictures Frida Kahlo, and studies the eyebrows*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "That was me when I was big."

"Sueno de una tarde Dominical en la Alameda Central", by Diego Rivera, 1947-8.

It's A Camera

Location: At Home

*Felix, Felicia's father is given his wrapped birthday gift*

*Felix starts opening his gift*

Felix: "Hmm, I wonder what it is."

Aylen: "Ahh, it is a camera."

*Felix finishes unwrapping the camera and notices that it is indeed a digital camera*

The Other Senia

Location: The Galleria

Felicia: "Senia!"

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Who? Me?"

Felicia: "No, Senia."

Aylen [pointing to Senia]: "Who? The other one?"