Glitter Toilet

Location:  At Home

*Josh, our landlord, was fixing our toilet since it wasn't flushing*

Aylen:  "I would like a glitter one.  Not the water, just the potty."

I Love The TV

Location: Home

*Felicia notices Aylen hugging the television*

Felicia: "Why are you hugging the TV?"
Aylen: "Because I love it."
*Aylen then proceeds to give the television a big, wet kiss*

My Butt Is Wet

Location: Home

Aylen: "My butt is wet because I poot."

Father And Daughter Talk

Location: At Home

Aylen: "Why does mommy take a towel when she leaves [for yoga]?"
Fernando: "Funny, I remember asking my dad that same very question when I was 11 years old."
Aylen: "What?"
Fernando: "Nevermind."