The Box That Knocks

Location: At Home

*there is a knock on the front door*

*there is a noise of somebody leaving the foyer door*

*Felicia opens the front door, there is a box on the floor, a package*

Aylen: "WOW! I didn't know that boxes could knock!"

A Big Dolt

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "My Dad is a big dolt."
Felicia: "Do you mean a big 'adult'?"
Aylen: "No, I mean a big dolt."

Aylen Thinking

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "No, Mom. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my brain."

Adults Get Light

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "When you are little, you are dark. But then, when you are an adult, you get light."

Felicia: "No more Michael Jackson tributes for you."

A Quesadilla

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I want a quesadilla."

*Felicia proceeds to prepare a quesadilla*

*Felicia serves Aylen the quesadilla*

Felicia: "Here you are."

Aylen: "What's this?"

Felicia: "A quesadilla."

Aylen: "No, this is just cheese and tortilla."

Felicia: "What did you think a quesadilla was?"

Aylen: "NOT THIS!"

*Aylen pushes plate away*

Pulga Dust

Location: At Grandpa and Grandma's House

Felicia: "Aylen, come here so I can wash the Pulga dust off your feet and hands."
Aylen: "No, thanks.  I licked everything off already."

Playing With Orange Juice

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen!  Next time you play with your orange juice, what are you getting?"

Aylen: "Umm, a pancake?"