Broken Ass

Location: At Home

Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "WHAT?"

Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."

*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*

Black Friday

Location: At Home

Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."

Senia: "What! Christmas already?"

Felicia: "..."