Friday, October 24, 2008

Riding The Elevator With Aylen

Location: The Galleria

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are inside the elevator*
*doors open, three men are outside waiting to step in*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "Did you poot?"
*the three men smirk*
Felicia: "I did not."
*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia step out of the elevator*
Aylen: "Yeeeeeesssss yoooooooouuuuuuuuu diiiiiiiiiiiddd."
*the three men step into the elevator, they bust out laughing*

Thursday, October 16, 2008


Location: At Home

*Aylen, looking at the salad on her plate*
Aylen: "Mom, I can't eat leaves."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Poop In The Floor

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "There is a tiny piece of poop on the floor."
Felicia: "Okay... Thank you for telling me."
Aylen [in a quiet voice]: "I think it was me."

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Boring Car

Location: Art Car Museum

*leaving the museum, Aylen hops into the car and looks at it disdainfully*
Aylen: "Mommy's car is boring."

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Cock-A-Doodle Song

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "I'm not happy with you."
Aylen: "Go listen to your cock-a-doodle song. You'll feel better."