What Do You Want For Christmas?

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Senia, what do you want for Christmas?"
Senia: "For Aylen to be quiet for a day. No talking at all."
Aylen: "Hey, that's mean!"

Senia: "It's also something that you can afford."

Katy Perry

Location: At Home

Juarez: "Who sings this song?"

Felicia: "Katy Perry."
Juarez: "Is she a mom?"
Felicia: "No."
Juarez: "Skip it."

When I'm A Grandma

Location: At Home

Senia: "When I'm a grandma, I want to be a jerky grandma and adopt a three year old so that I can have a kid younger than my grandkids and steal my grandkid's thunder."

Leprechaun Dancer

Location: At Home

Felicia: "It's 'lyrical gangster'... not 'leprechaun dancer'. Huh, that makes more sense."

Baby, What Is Your Sign

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Some guy in my class asked me what my sign was and I told him it was 'No parking'."

I Miss You

Location: At Home

Felicia: "I miss you a lot, Fernando."
Juarez [to Fernando]: "I only miss you a little."

Not My Favorite

Location: At Home

Felicia: "I love you, Juarez."
Juarez: "I love you, Mama."
Fernando: "I love you, Juarez."
Juarez [whispers]: "He's not my favorite."

Tastes Like Unicorn

Location: At Home

*Juarez bites into an egg*
Juarez: "Tastes like a unicorn."

Need To Shave

Location: At Home

Juarez: "I need to shave."

Anger

Location: At Home

*Felicia, looking at Aylen's homework*

Felicia: "I'm not sure if that is what you math teacher had in mind, Aylen..."