You Are Already Crazy

Location: School

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "The length of time it take you to get out of the car in the morning makes me crazy."
Senia: "You are already crazy. That's not what makes you crazy."

My Farty Parts

Location: Home

*Senia crawls into our bed*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, scoot over. My farty parts are cold."

Eating Dirt

Location:Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Eat your spinach. It has iron."
Senia: "Or eat a little dirt at recess. That has iron too."
*Felicia turns to Senia*
Felicia [to Senia]: "Do you eat dirt at recess?"

Senia: "No, just the spinach and dirt from our garden."

Nightmare Catcher

Location: Home

*Senia crawls into our bed, waking up from sleeping in Aylen's room*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Aylen's dream catcher is broken. It is a nightmare catcher."