Monday, January 30, 2017

Buti Yoga

Location: In The Car

Felicia: "I received my Buti Yoga!"
Aylen: "Yes, your booty is nice from yoga."
Felicia: "Buti is a type of yoga."
Aylen: "Awkward...."

Thursday, January 26, 2017


Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Juarez is drinking milk and lime-flavored sparkling water combined. Should I take it away?"
Felicia: "Ugh. No, I don't care."
Aylen: "Your standards have dropped a few miles."

Sunday, January 15, 2017

From The Waist Up

Location: The Health Museum

Aylen [to Felicia]: "So, I am only taking photos from the waist up."

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The French Revolution

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "So, do you think it was really cruddy that America went back on its word on helping Lafayette during the French Revolution?"
Aylen [to Felicia]: "Well, that is hard, Mom. Ummm, so you see, America was really fragile during its beginnings. It was like a baby. How can Cortez really help with anything, much less a revolution? To help might have been it's downfall. Is that what you think?"
Felicia: "Ummm, Yeah. Yeah. Ummm, that is what I thought too."
*Felicia has a set of shifty eyes*
Felicia: "I just wanted to see if you knew."

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Personalized Houston Zoo Carousel Animal

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia and Fernando]: "What did you guys do today?"
Felicia:: "[Houston] Museum [of Natural Science]... [Hermann] Park..."
Aylen: "Aww, Mom. When we are older and have money, we are going to donate enough money to the zoo and get your name on a carousel animal. You always took us everywhere."
Fernando: "What am I going to get?"
Aylen: "Nothing. You're going to get nothing."

Juarez, Dinosaur Expert

Location: Houston Museum of Natural Science

Juarez [who is two and a half years old]: "That's a trilobite. That's an ammonite. That's a coprolite. That's a T-Rex. It has two fingers. That's an allosaurus. It has three fingers."
*some patrons look amazed*
HMSN Employee: "Hi, again."
Felicia: "Hi, ______.  
*Felicia smiles to patrons*
Felicia: "It is less impressive when you find out that we come almost every day."