Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Daddy Is A Superboy

Location: Home

Aylen: "Daddy is a superboy because he caught Senia from falling. He is also a superboy because he has a penis."

Friday, March 20, 2009

Butt Penis

Location: At Home

*Aylen walks out of her room with a toy plate between her butt cheeks*
Aylen: "Look, Mom! A butt penis."

The Reason Why Daddy Goes To Work

Location: Home

*Felicia explains to Aylen about money and about the reason why Daddy goes to work*
Aylen: "Daddy goes to work for you to spend cash. That is really nice of him."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Grumpy Grandma

Location: Home

Ofelia: "Aylen esta bien chiflada."
Aylen: "And you are grumpy, grandma."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Pretty Eyelashes

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Awwww, Mom. Why don't you have pretty eyelashes? Is it because you are old?"
Felicia: "HA HA, Aylen! You are grounded."

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Yellow Is Not Red

Location: Home

Senia: "It can't be yellow if it is red."