Thursday, November 30, 2017

Katy Perry

Location: At Home

Juarez: "Who sings this song?"
Felicia: "Katy Perry."
Juarez: "Is she a mom?"
Felicia: "No."
Juarez: "Skip it."

Thursday, November 23, 2017

When I'm A Grandma

Location: At Home

Senia: "When I'm a grandma, I want to be a jerky grandma and adopt a three year old so that I can have a kid younger than my grandkids and steal my grandkid's thunder."

Monday, November 13, 2017

Leprechaun Dancer

Location: At Home

Felicia: "It's 'lyrical gangster'... not 'leprechaun dancer'. Huh, that makes more sense."

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Baby, What Is Your Sign

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Some guy in my class asked me what my sign was and I told him it was 'No parking'."