Monday, January 31, 2011

Don't Ever Leave Me Alone With Him

Location: At Home

*After Fernando and Senia spend all morning together: watching "Wallace and Gromit - A Matter Of Loaf And Death", eating the breakfast Senia suggested, reading the books Senia picked out, spinning Senia around the room, playing with her Playmobil toys, and watching one episode of "Wonder Pets"*
Felicia [to Senia]: "Did you have fun, Lovies?"
Senia [whispering]: "No.  Don't ever leave me alone with him.  I missed you."

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Senia Was A Fairy

Location: Home

Senia: "When I was little, I used to be a fairy.  And then I landed on your stomach and made a little hole and went inside your belly.  And then I wasn't a fairy anymore and I was your baby."

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

On Turning Five and Three

Location: Home

Aylen: "Three-ish and five-ish feels just like two-ish and four-ish."

My Dad Doesn't Like You

Location: Home

Senia [to Grandma]: "My dad doesn't like you."

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Mommy Doesn't Like Black?

Location: Home

Felicia: "Why did you throw my Tom's shoes away?"
Senia: "Because I had a dream last night that you didn't like black."

Skating With The Vagina

Location: At Home

*Senia sits down on one of Aylen's skates*
Senia: "Look!  I am skating with my vagina!"

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Chicken Butt

Location: At Monterrey Tex/Mex Restaurant

Senia [to Grandma]: "Knock!  Knock!"
Ofelia: "Who's there?"
Senia: "Chicken butt."
Ofelia: "Hey... that isn't something that sounds very nice."
Senia [not listening, going for the punchline of another joke]: "Don't cry, it's only a joke!"

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Senia's Boston Accent

Location: In The Car

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Why is it that ____ has an accent?"
Felicia: "Well, Aylen.  _____ doesn't really have an accent, _____ has a speech impediment.  Kind of like Senia, she has trouble saying her R's, like ostrich [os-twich] and quarter [kwaw-teh]."
Senia: "I don't have speech impediment, I have accent.  BOSTON [baws-ten]!"