Aylen's Yoga Studio

Location: Home

Aylen: "Can you get the yoga mats and the yoga video and turn my room into a yoga studio? I need to stay healthy too!"

Bwaggle Bwaggle

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen. When I talk to you, what are the words that you hear out coming out of my mouth?"

Aylen: "Bwaggle bwaggle!"

*Aylen falls down from the chair she is sitting onto the floor*

Aylen: "MOMMY!"

Felicia: "BWAGGLE BWAGGLE!"

Two Cones

Location: At Ms. Karen's House

Karen: "Wow, girls. I am so proud of you. You ate your all your cones [of ice cream] and you didn't spill any on your clothes. Good job."

Aylen [sounding like Karen's conscience]: "Yeah. And YOU ate two cones."

That Song

Location: In The Car

Aylen: "Dad. Can we listen to that song? You know. The one that goes: 'Pfttt ppaappt pfttapt ptarapt'?"

Fernando [confused]: "Uh... what?"

Aylen: "The one that goes: 'Pfttt ppaappt pfttapt ptarapt'."

Fernando [making something up]: "The one that goes: 'Pooot poootoooo poootooo potttot'?"

Aylen: "No. The one that goes: 'Pfttt ppaappt pfttapt ptarapt'?"

Fernando [sarcastically]: "Oh. T-H-A-T song. The one by T-H-A-T one artist. About that T-H-I-N-G."

Aylen: "YEAH!"

Fernando: "Yeah... I don't have it."

Aylen: "Can you check your phone?"

Fernando: "I am driving. I am not about to start taking music requests."

Rain

Location: Home

*Felicia is taking a shower with Senia*

Senia: "It's rain in here?"

Kids Together With Daddy

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Do you wish Daddy was a kid too?"

Aylen: "Daddy IS kind of like a kid already."

Kids Together With Mommy

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I wish we could have been kids together."

Little Big Helper

Location: At Home

*Felicia and Aylen are playing Little Big Planet*

*Aylen, while playing a harder level, is giving up on the game*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen. You need to try."

*Felicia, reluctantly takes Aylen's remote control*

Felicia: "If I am going to have to play for you..."

*Felicia, accidentally kills of Aylen's sackgirl*

Fernando: "... you might as well kill your sackgirl yourself."

The Scientific Method

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Hey, Mom. Did you know that water makes plants grow?"

Giraffes

Location: Houston Zoo

Senia: "The giraffes do not smell delicious."