Poop On Daddy’s Head

Location: At Home

*Fernando was napping on his bed*
Senia [whispering]: "I am going to poop on Daddy's head."

*Felicia overhears Senia and approaches the master bedroom.  There Felicia sees Senia with her skirt and underwear down, squatting on top of Fernando's head*

Felicia: "Are you going to poop on your dad's head?"

*Senia giggles, pulls her underwear and skirt up, and runs away*

Shh

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "'SHH' is the sound of a baby at sleep."

Mom Drinks And Drives

Location: El Rey Taqueria

Aylen [to everybody around her]: "My mom drinks and drives."

Felicia: "COFFEE!  I drink coffee and drive."

The Princess and the Dragon

Location: PoeCo

"There was a girl that turned into a princess when she saw a dragon. The dragon tried to catch her but he couldn't. He was getting mad, mad, mad, he kept putting fire out, there was fire everywhere. The fire engine came and put out the fire. They kept finding fires. The dragon kept making fire then he put them out because he didn't want anyone to know he was making fire. The police caught the dragon when he was tired, they put a trap on him and he woke up. They took him to jail. The princess was watching the whole time. The princess was scared because she thought she was going to go to jail. She told the police: 'It wasn't me lighting the fires, it was the dragon'. The dragon did not want to go to jail, he cried. The police said: 'We are taking you to jail!'.  The end."

Aylen: Girl / Princess

Nathaniel: Dragon

Claire: Fireman 

Pascal and Lila: Police

Paragliding Jesus

Location: Los Cazadores Restaurant

*Senia is eating and watching the television; notices a man portraying Jesus on a cross about to be crucified*

Senia: "Look, he is getting ready to go para gliding!"