Monday, December 3, 2012

Use Your Brain

Location: At Home

*Before dinner, Fernando starts taking the plates to the table*
Senia [to Fernando]: "Can I have a Tweety Bird plate?"
Fernando: "If your mom put the food on a regular plate, it must mean that all the Tweety Bird plates are dirty." [to Felicia]: "Are the plates in the dishwasher dirty?"
Felicia: "I think so."
Senia [to Fernando]: "Check up there."
*Senia points to the kitchen cabinets*
*Fernando checks the kitchen cabinets and find some Tweety Bird plates*
Fernando: "Look, here is one."
Senia [to Fernando]: "I thought you knew EVERYTHING! Use your brain!"

Monday, November 12, 2012

Raisins

Location: At Home

*Senia hands Felicia the bag of raisins she was packed for lunch*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Why did you give me these? I don't like them."
Felicia: "You picked them out in the store!"
Senia: "What?"
Felicia: "You said you wanted raisins. At Whole Foods. You picked them out in the store!"
Senia: "That is what they are? Oh, I don't like those."

Sunday, November 11, 2012

In Your Thirties

Location: Home

*Felicia and Fernando were talking about a friend's child birthday and the fact that she is turning nine*
Felicia [to Fernando]: "Doesn't that make you feel old?"
Fernando: "No. Not really. I am still a kid!"  
Aylen [to Fernando]: "You are in your thirties, man!"

Books About Mice

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen, here you go. I bought you 'Ralph S. Mouse'."  
Aylen: "I don't know how to say this. Please, don't buy me any fiction books about a mouse."