Music Videos

Location: Home

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are watching music videos on YouTube*
Felicia: "Let's watch this cool video from the eighties"

Aylen: "So, there wasn't much to do in the eighties, I guess."

"The Lord of the Rings" Trilogy

Location: Home

*after spending a week watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy*

Aylen: "Seriously? Three movies to walk a right to a volcano and go "bloop"?"

*makes dropping motion*

Ultrasounds

Location: Home

*after telling Aylen about an upcoming OB/GYN visit*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "You wait an hour and you get a blob. That's what an ultrasound is. Don't get excited. It's only a picture of a blob. Enjoy your appointment."

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I never want to get married because when you do, you have to do that deeeeeessssgusting thing."
Felicia [nervously]: "What thing?"

Senia: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

You Are Already Crazy

Location: School

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "The length of time it take you to get out of the car in the morning makes me crazy."
Senia: "You are already crazy. That's not what makes you crazy."

My Farty Parts

Location: Home

*Senia crawls into our bed*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, scoot over. My farty parts are cold."

Eating Dirt

Location:Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Eat your spinach. It has iron."
Senia: "Or eat a little dirt at recess. That has iron too."
*Felicia turns to Senia*
Felicia [to Senia]: "Do you eat dirt at recess?"

Senia: "No, just the spinach and dirt from our garden."

Nightmare Catcher

Location: Home

*Senia crawls into our bed, waking up from sleeping in Aylen's room*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Aylen's dream catcher is broken. It is a nightmare catcher."