This Mess

Location: At Home

Juarez: "A ghost made this mess. He knew the password and came in.."

Cortez: "Yes, a goat made this mess."

Two Moms

Location: At Home

*Juarez sees two moms*

Juarez: "Well, that seems more better."

Only Child

Location: At Home

*watching Jurassic World: Lost World scene where a man is attacked by several  Compsognathus at once and is having trouble pushing the tiny dinosaurs off*

Senia: "Clearly that guy is an only child."

Meeting You

Location: At Home

*Juarez to Fernando*

Juarez: "Well, it was great meeting you."

High Twos

Location: At Home

Juarez: "T. rexes only give 'high twos'."

What Do You Want For Christmas?

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Senia, what do you want for Christmas?"
Senia: "For Aylen to be quiet for a day. No talking at all."
Aylen: "Hey, that's mean!"

Senia: "It's also something that you can afford."

Katy Perry

Location: At Home

Juarez: "Who sings this song?"

Felicia: "Katy Perry."
Juarez: "Is she a mom?"
Felicia: "No."
Juarez: "Skip it."

When I'm A Grandma

Location: At Home

Senia: "When I'm a grandma, I want to be a jerky grandma and adopt a three year old so that I can have a kid younger than my grandkids and steal my grandkid's thunder."

Leprechaun Dancer

Location: At Home

Felicia: "It's 'lyrical gangster'... not 'leprechaun dancer'. Huh, that makes more sense."

Baby, What Is Your Sign

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Some guy in my class asked me what my sign was and I told him it was 'No parking'."