Again

Location:  Living Room

*Felicia is tickling Senia*

Senia:  "Again!"

Cockroaches = Crickets

Location:  Girls' Bedroom

*Fernando, Aylen, and Senia are watching WALL-E"

Aylen:  "Look at the cricket waiting."

Me:  "That is a cockroach."

Aylen:  "Grandma calls them crickets."

I love my Mommy, I love my Daddy

Location: Home

Aylen [singing]: "I love my Mommy. I love my Daddy."
Felicia: "Awwww. Come here and give me a hug."
Aylen: "NO WAY!"

Mommy Has No Heart

Location: Kid's Bedroom

*Aylen and Senia are in bed, set to go to sleep*

Aylen: "Daddy?"

Fernando: "Go to sleep."

*Aylen gets up, kisses the top of Fernando's foot*

Aylen: "You have a heart."

*Aylen runs to Senia, kisses the top of her foot*

Aylen: "Senia has a heart."

Fernando: "What about Mommy?"

Aylen: "Mommy has no heart."

Distractions

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "What does 'distraction' mean?"

Aylen: "When you put a video for the baby."

Glitter Toilet

Location:  At Home

*Josh, our landlord, was fixing our toilet since it wasn't flushing*

Aylen:  "I would like a glitter one.  Not the water, just the potty."

I Love The TV

Location: Home

*Felicia notices Aylen hugging the television*

Felicia: "Why are you hugging the TV?"
Aylen: "Because I love it."
*Aylen then proceeds to give the television a big, wet kiss*

My Butt Is Wet

Location: Home

Aylen: "My butt is wet because I poot."

Father And Daughter Talk

Location: At Home

Aylen: "Why does mommy take a towel when she leaves [for yoga]?"
Fernando: "Funny, I remember asking my dad that same very question when I was 11 years old."
Aylen: "What?"
Fernando: "Nevermind."

Daddy Is A Superboy

Location: Home

Aylen: "Daddy is a superboy because he caught Senia from falling. He is also a superboy because he has a penis."