Bird Wing

Location: On The Way To PoeCo

*As Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are walking to drop Aylen off at PoeCo, Senia picks up the remains of a bird wing with her hand*

Senia: "Oh, we can take the bird wing to the doctor so he can fix it."

Miss Trunchbull

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen, shut the door and hurry yourself in."
Aylen: "Yes, Miss Trunchbull."

Teacheded

Location: At Home

Felicia: "I am so proud of you Aylen. You are so smart!"
Aylen: "Thanks Mom! You teacheded me everything I know."

Another Baby?

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Senia, do you want another baby?"
Senia: "Yes."
Felicia: "Like Lila's baby brother?"
Senia: "No. A baby like me!"

I Am Sick Too

Location: In The Car

*Aylen has a fever*

*Felicia gives Aylen some Motrin chewable tablets to lower her fever*

Senia: "I sick too. I so sick. My elbow hurts."

*Felicia rolls her eyes, gives her a couple of Smarties to lower her hypochondria*

Sitting In The Middle

Location: In The Car

*** Note: Aylen and Senia are currently going through a phase where they both fight with each other trying to be in the middle.

*Aylen and Senia are in their car seats, Aylen's bear is sitting in the middle*

Senia: "I am sitting in the middle."

Aylen: "No, you are not."

Senia: "I am sitting in the middle."

Aylen: "No, you are not. My bear is sitting in the middle.

*Senia hesitates for a second*

Senia: "The bear and I are sitting in the middle."

Make It Better

Location: Home

*Felicia is in bed, waking up*

*Senia pinches Felicia's nipple*

Felicia: "OWWW!"

*Senia looks concerned*

Senia: "Oh. I kiss it and make it better."

*Senia leans over, with all intentions on manipulating the situation and being nursed*

I Spy

Location: Home

*Felicia and Aylen are looking at one of the I Spy books together*

Aylen [frustrated]: "I can't find it! Where is it?"

Felicia: "Look. Below the candle."

Aylen [half-assed]: "I still can't see it."

Felicia: "Below the candle!"

*Aylen looks at Felicia kind of funny, confused*

Aylen: "Alright."

*Aylen blows on the candle in the book*

Daddy Is Coming Home

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "Hey, guys! Guess who is coming back to town?"

Aylen and Senia: "YIPPIE! "Yo Gabba Gabba"?"
Felicia: "No. Your Dad!"
Aylen [sighing]: "Are you kidding?"

Ms. Jacqueline

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Umm. Ms. Jacqueline is not going to be an Apple teacher next year at PoeCo."

Aylen: "Of course not! She is going to kindergarten!"