Thursday, July 29, 2010

Bird Wing

Location: On The Way To PoeCo

*As Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are walking to drop Aylen off at PoeCo, Senia picks up the remains of a bird wing with her hand*
Senia: "Oh, we can take the bird wing to the doctor so he can fix it."

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Miss Trunchbull

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen, shut the door and hurry yourself in."
Aylen: "Yes, Miss Trunchbull."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Teacheded

Location: At Home

Felicia: "I am so proud of you Aylen. You are so smart!"
Aylen: "Thanks Mom! You teacheded me everything I know."

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Another Baby?

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Senia, do you want another baby?"
Senia: "Yes."
Felicia: "Like Lila's baby brother?"
Senia: "No. A baby like me!"

Friday, June 11, 2010

I Am Sick Too

Location: In The Car

*Aylen has a fever*
*Felicia gives Aylen some Motrin chewable tablets to lower her fever*
Senia: "I sick too. I so sick. My elbow hurts."
*Felicia rolls her eyes, gives her a couple of Smarties to lower her hypochondria*

Sitting In The Middle

Location: In The Car

*** Note: Aylen and Senia are currently going through a phase where they both fight with each other trying to be in the middle.

*Aylen and Senia are in their car seats, Aylen's bear is sitting in the middle*
Senia: "I am sitting in the middle."
Aylen: "No, you are not."
Senia: "I am sitting in the middle."
Aylen: "No, you are not. My bear is sitting in the middle.
*Senia hesitates for a second*
Senia: "The bear and I are sitting in the middle."

Make It Better

Location: Home

*Felicia is in bed, waking up*
*Senia pinches Felicia's nipple*
Felicia: "OWWW!"
*Senia looks concerned*
Senia: "Oh. I kiss it and make it better."
*Senia leans over, with all intentions on manipulating the situation and being nursed*

Sunday, May 30, 2010

I Spy

Location: Home

*Felicia and Aylen are looking at one of the I Spy books together*
Aylen [frustrated]: "I can't find it! Where is it?"
Felicia: "Look. Below the candle."
Aylen [half-assed]: "I still can't see it."
Felicia: "Below the candle!"
*Aylen looks at Felicia kind of funny, confused*
Aylen: "Alright."
*Aylen blows on the candle in the book*

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Daddy Is Coming Home

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "Hey, guys! Guess who is coming back to town?"
Aylen and Senia: "YIPPIE! "Yo Gabba Gabba"?"
Felicia:
"No. Your Dad!"
Aylen [sighing]:
"Are you kidding?"

Ms. Jacqueline

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Umm. Ms. Jacqueline is not going to be an Apple teacher next year at PoeCo."
Aylen: "Of course not! She is going to kindergarten!"