Thursday, May 22, 2014

Given Into Summer

Location: Home

Felicia: "Want to watch television after school?"
Aylen: "You've already given into summer, huh?"

Friday, May 16, 2014

Bigger Than All The Other Pregnant Ladies

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Do you think that maybe you get bigger than all the other pregnant ladies because you eat a little bit worse than they do... and because you are elderly?"

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Dropped As A Baby

Location: Home

Senia [to Aylen]: "Did you know that you were dropped after you were born?"

Friday, April 18, 2014

Barbie

Location: Home

Senia: "Barbie needs to calm down. She doesn't need a hundred and one careers. Maybe just seven, one for each day of the week."

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Exaggerating

Location: Home

Senia: "To say that you are exaggerating is just a nice way to say that you are a liar."

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Been A Grown Up

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, how long have you been a grown up?"
*Aylen screaming from the other room*
Aylen: "ABOUT SIX MONTHS!"

Sunday, April 6, 2014

The Other Daughter

Location: Home

Senia [to Aylen]: "Did you know that Dad has another daughter?"
*Aylen gives Senia a skeptical look*
Senia: "Yeah, she lives in the closet and comes out at night and licks your face when you are sleeping."

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Bag Full Of Diapers

Location: Home

Senia: "What is that?"
Felicia: "A diaper bag that _______ gave me."
Senia: "A bag for diapers? Do you have to carry it every where you go once the baby is born?"
Felicia: "Yes."
Senia [laughing hysterically]: "You have to carry a bag full of diapers every where you go?"

Age

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "You are thirty-six, right?"
Felicia [half sleep]: "Yes."
Senia: "So, when you think about being little, that feels like a thousand years ago, right?"

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Reading

Location: Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Did you read anything today?"
Senia: "Yeah! All the covers of our DVDs."