Senia Shares An Avocado

Location: At Grandparent's Home

*Grandma gives Senia an avocado and a dull knife*
Grandma: "Take the seed out.  Make sure you share the avocado with Grandpa."
*Senia cuts the avocado, takes out the seed, and serves Grandpa the seed onto his plate*
Senia: "That is Grandpa's part of the avocado."
Grandma: "Senia!  That is not nice.  You didn't give Grandpa any of the avocado."
Senia: "Yes, I did."
*Senia points to the avocado seed*
Grandma: "Senia!  People are going to say that you are mean to your Grandpa."
Senia: "ALRIGHT!  ALRIGHT!"
*Senia proceeds to put the smallest of slivers onto Grandpa's plate*

Devil Hot Sauce

Location: At Grandparent's Home

*Grandpa started noticing that he could never find any hot sauce around the house*
*After a few days, Grandma noticed a stash of hot sauce inside a drawer*
*Senia gets mad at Grandma for finding the hot sauce and taking it out, takes the hot sauce and walks off*
Senia [after being asked about her hiding the hot sauce]: "I don't want Grandpa eating it because I don't want him to turn into the little man."
*Senia points to the bottle and there is a little devil on the label of the hot sauce bottle.*