Cover Of Vogue

Location: At Home

Juarez:: "They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue... but my legs are toooooooooo looooooong."
*Felicia looks at Aylen*

Aylen: "It's important to introduce kids to meme culture at an early age."

King George

Location: At Home

*watching Hamilton; Jonathan Groff comes out as King George*

Juarez: "It's Michael Jackson!"

Glutes

Location: At Home

Juarez: "I'm gonna go and work on my glutes."

Puberty Talk

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I may have accidentally forgotten to have given your the permissions slip to my  puberty talk."

Pretend It's Dog Poop

Location: At Home

Juarez: "If you ever have to poop outside, pretend it's dog poop on the ground that someone didn't pick up."

Poop On Yourself?

Location: In The Car

Felicia [to Juarez]: "Did you poop on yourself at school today?"
Juarez: "Mom... I just couldn't handle it today. Okay?"

Ice Cream For Mom

Location: At Home

*Juarez used his own money to buy an ice cream for Felicia, saved it in his backpack to give it to her after school*

Juarez: "Here you go, Mom."

Broken Ass

Location: At Home

Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "WHAT?"

Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."

*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*

Black Friday

Location: At Home

Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."

Senia: "What! Christmas already?"

Felicia: "..."

This Mess

Location: At Home

Juarez: "A ghost made this mess. He knew the password and came in.."

Cortez: "Yes, a goat made this mess."