Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Box That Knocks

Location: At Home

*there is a knock on the front door*
*there is a noise of somebody leaving the foyer door*
*Felicia opens the front door, there is a box on the floor, a package*
Aylen: "WOW! I didn't know that boxes could knock!"

Monday, July 20, 2009

A Big Dolt

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "My Dad is a big dolt."
Felicia: "Do you mean a big 'adult'?"
Aylen: "No, I mean a big dolt."

Aylen Thinking

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "No, Mom. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my brain."

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Adults Get Light

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "When you are little, you are dark. But then, when you are an adult, you get light."
Felicia: "No more Michael Jackson tributes for you."

A Quesadilla

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I want a quesadilla."
*Felicia proceeds to prepare a quesadilla*
*Felicia serves Aylen the quesadilla*
Felicia: "Here you are."
Aylen: "What's this?"
Felicia: "A quesadilla."
Aylen: "No, this is just cheese and tortilla."
Felicia: "What did you think a quesadilla was?"
Aylen: "NOT THIS!"
*Aylen pushes plate away*

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Pulga Dust

Location: At Grandpa and Grandma's House

Felicia: "Aylen, come here so I can wash the Pulga dust off your feet and hands."
Aylen: "No, thanks.  I licked everything off already."

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Playing With Orange Juice

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen!  Next time you play with your orange juice, what are you getting?"
Aylen: "Umm, a pancake?"