Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Santa's Quality Of Clothing

Location: At Grandparents' House

*Aylen looks at the poncho Santa Claus gave her for Christmas after being washed and dried, notices that two of the decorative balls had fallen off*
Aylen: "I thought Santa Claus' stuff would have been made a little better." 

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Santa's Handwriting

Location: At Grandparents' House

*Aylen reads her letter from Santa Claus (actually written by Felicia)*
Aylen: "I thought Santa's writing would have been fancier than THIS..." 

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Senia's Letter To Santa Claus

Location: Grandparent's House

Senia: "Santa - Do not steal anything, except the (toy rubber) balls.  Don't take the balls.  I want you to take the cookies and the milk.  But don't steal the glass and the plate.  Don't steal my owl hat.  Don't steal Aylen's Hello Kittie hat.  And don't steal the books or Christmas tree.  And don't take the pictures, or the games, or the (decorative) deers.  Don't steal the couches.  Love, Senia."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011


Location: At Home

Felicia: "Look, somebody retweeted my tweet!" 
Aylen: "It was probably Dad." 
* Felicia checks her phone*
Felicia [disappointed]: "Oh.  Yeah."

Friday, December 16, 2011


Location: In The Car

Felicia [to Senia]:  "What was your favorite part of today?"
Senia: "Yesterday."

Thursday, December 15, 2011

My Heart Is Full Of My Stories

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia, randomly]: "My heart is full of my stories... and you will always be older than Jill Jarvis."