Monday, November 30, 2009

Scratch My Butt

Location: Home

Aylen [to Fernando]: "Scratch my butt."
Fernando: "Huh?"
Aylen: "Can you scratch my butt?"
*Fernando proceeds to scratch Aylen's butt*
Aylen: "In the middle."
Fernando: "Nuh-uh. No. Poop comes out of there."
Aylen: "Mommy scratches my butt in the middle."
Fernando: "Yeah, I am not Mommy."

Ruler To Rule

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, I need a ruler to rule!"

House Keys

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I phant hous kez!"
Felicia: "What does she want, Aylen?"
Aylen: "She wants the house keys."
Aylen [to Senia]: "Nooo. What you want is the car keys."

Friday, November 27, 2009


Location: Half Price Books

Senia [to Felicia]: "Where's Aylen? Where's Daddy?"
Felicia: "In the potty."
Senia: "Why?"
Felicia: "Because Aylen needed to go."
Senia: "Why?"
Felicia: "Ummm... she had drank a lot of water."
Senia: "Why?"
Felicia: "Ummm... because she was thirsty."
Senia: "Why?"
Felicia: "Because she boogoo badadaded."
Senia: "Why?"
Felicia: "Yeah... that's what I thought."

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Turkey Tastes Like Chicken

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Turkey tastes like chicken?  Are you sure it is not chicken?  I think it is chicken."

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Fluffy Poop

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "The second poop is the fluffy poop."

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

News Of The Day: Played In The Sandbox

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "My mommy and Claire played together in the sandbox."

Monday, November 16, 2009

Heart's Desire

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Nooooo, Mom! I want to keep my hair down! It is my heart's desire! Um... what's 'desire'?"

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I Want Cookie, Part 2

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I want cookie."
Felicia: "No! No cookie."
*Senia looks down and urinates all over her pants and on the floor*
Felicia: "Ohhhhhhh. You need to pee?"
*Senia shakes head*
*Felicia feels bad, then she remembers the events from the weekend and then felt REALLY bad (see: I Want Cookie, Part 1)*

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

News Of The Day: Mommy In My Bed

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I wanted my mom to come to my bed. My mom said "okay" and then she came to my bed."

News Of The Day: Rode On An Elephant

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I rode on an elephant. My dad came with me. My sister's name is Senia. My sister did not want to go on the elephant."

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I Want Cookie, Part 1

Location: Texas Renaissance Festival

Senia [to Fernando and Felicia]: "I want cookie."
Both: "No! No cookie. It is late. You already had a lot of crap to eat for today."
Senia: "No. I. Want. Cookie."
*And Senia proceeds to repeat it over and over again for 40+ miles until she falls asleep*

Thursday, November 5, 2009

News Of The Day: TV Fell On Me

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I was trying to open the top drawer and then the TV fell on me."

Purple Sparkly Ponies

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "MOM! I had a dream about purple sparkly ponies."
Felicia: "That sounds like a nice dream to have!"
Aylen: "No, Mom. That's a great dream to have!"

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Good With Numbers

Location: Home

Aylen: "I'm really good with numbers... I rhyme them all the time."