Thursday, August 12, 2021

Who Stole My Lemonade?

Location: At Home

Cortez: "Who stole my lemonade?"
Felicia: "Look nobody wants to steal your lemonade."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "I put my lemonade over here and now it's gone..."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "... and somebody stole it...and who took my lemonade?"
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "MY lemonade was over here... Someone is a thief!"
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "I want my lemonade! Oh, it's right here on the shelf...never mind."

When Is My Birthday?

Location: At Home

Cortez [to Felicia]: "When is my birthday?"
Felicia: "Next year."
Cortez: "But what day?"
Felicia: "July 19th."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "The same one?!?!?"