Sunday, February 5, 2017

Eating Mushrooms

Location: At Home

*Fernando notices Aylen picking out mushrooms out of her noodle soup and drying them on a paper towel*
Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "I need you guys to eat all the mushrooms."
*a few minutes pass*
Aylen: "I am done."
*Aylen proceeds to the kitchen, Fernando notices she is about to clean out her plates*
Fernando: "Can I see you napkin?"
*Fernando opens the napkin and notices the mushrooms*
Fernando: "Mom said you needed to eat the mushrooms."
Aylen: "I am done."
Fernando: "Well, you don't have to eat the rest of the noodle soup, but eat the mushrooms."
*Aylen takes her plate back, Fernando takes the bowl*
*a few minutes pass*
Aylen: "What did you do with the bowl? I was using it."
Fernando: "I believe you said you were done."
Aylen: "No, I was using it to eat the mushrooms. I am dunking the mushrooms to eat them."
Fernando: "So, you took out the mushrooms, dried them off, and were then dunking them back into the noodle soup to eat them?"
Aylen: "NO, DAD! That is not what I am doing."
Fernando: "So, what are you doing?"

Friday, February 3, 2017

Farts At School

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "My class is so annoying."
Felicia: "Really? Why?"
Senia: "Because they totally overreact to farts."
Felicia: "What?"
Senia: "Yeah. If someone farts, half the class spends fifteen minutes screaming 'Eww. Farts. Gross.'."
Felicia: "Is it because you pass gas and they make fun of you?"
Senia: "Oh, no. When I do it, I just blame other people."