Monday, June 23, 2014


Location: Home

*Senia is playing with her iPad*
Senia [to Fernando]: "Dad, how many hours do I sleep a night?"
Fernando [making up an answer]: "I don't know, ten?"
Senia: "Ten? And how many minutes?"
Fernando: "Ten?"
Senia: "Also ten?"
Fernando: "Yes. Ten hours and ten minutes."
*ten hours and ten minutes later an alarm goes off at 6:22 am*
Felicia [to Fernando, half asleep]: "What the hell is that noise?"
Fernando: "I think your daughter set an alarm."

Sunday, June 15, 2014

How Long Do I Get To Keep You?

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "So, how long do I get to keep you? I mean... [Senia whispers] ... when are you going to die?"

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Gallstones, Indigestion, and Kidney Stones ; Oh My!

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I am terrified. I can't go to sleep."
Felicia: "What did you watch? You know monsters are not real."
Aylen [sobbing]: "No, but gallstones, indigestion, and kidney stones are."

Thursday, June 5, 2014

That Thing On His Penis

Location: Home 

*Senia points towards Juarez's testicles*
Senia [to Felicia]: "What does he have on his penis, a brain?"