Sunday, July 14, 2013

Rug

Location: Bike Trails

*Aylen runs over a Stop sign while riding her bicycle*
Felicia [to Aylen]: "AYLEN! What is going to happen if you get run over? What am I going to do with a squashed Aylen?"
Aylen: "You can make a rug out of me."
Felicia: "You are Mexican, not Persian. Your rug won't be worth squat."

Monday, July 8, 2013

Dad Stinks

Location: Cooper Farms Country Store

Felicia [to Senia]: "Go with Dad."
Senia: "No! I don't want to go with him. He stinks!"
Felicia [to Senia]: "That is not kind. Go and apologize to Dad."
*goes to Fernando*
Senia [to Fernando]: "Daddy, I am very sorry that you fart all of the time."

I Love You (Back And Forth)

Location: Somewhere In Missouri

*on the road, driving back to Houston*
Aylen: "Momma?"
Felicia: "Yes?"
Aylen: "I love you."
*pause*
Felicia: "Aylen?"
Aylen: "Yes?"
Felicia: "I love you."
*pause*
Aylen: "Momma?"
Felicia: "Yes?"
Aylen: "I love you."
*pause*
Felicia: "Aylen?"
Aylen: "Yes?"
Felicia: "I love you."
*pause*
Senia: "Daddy?"
Fernando: "Yes?"
Senia: "Could you pass me my milk?"
Fernando [mutters]: "Eff that."