Monday, April 29, 2019

Broken Ass

Location: At Home

Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."
Fernando: "WHAT?"
Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."
Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."
*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Black Friday

Location: At Home

Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."
Senia: "What! Christmas already?"
Felicia: "..."