Monday, May 13, 2013

Baby Store

Location: Home

*Senia right after taking a shower*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Ahhhh, I feel like a new kid. Was I this shiny when I was born?"
Felicia: "No, you were slimy and covered in blood. But you were still beautiful to me and one of the best presents I have ever received."
Senia: "Wait. Present? So, you got me at a store?"
Felicia: "No, you came our of my uterus."
Senia: "So what you are saying is, your uterus is like a store full of babies?"
*Senia eyes Felicia's stomach suspiciously*

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Wish

Location: Houston Zoo

Senia [to Felicia]: "Can I have a coin to make a wish?"
Felicia: "Sure."
*Senia runs to the fountain. Senia runs back*
Senia: "MOM! MY WISH CAME TRUE! MY WISH CAME TRUE!"
Felicia: "It did? So exciting! What was it?"
*holds up wet dripping coin*
Senia: "I wished for my coin back."