Friday, January 31, 2014

Dad (Stay In The Family)

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Why do you let Dad stay in the family? Can't you kick him out or something?"

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Exfoliation, With Sandpaper

Location: Home

*Senia is taking a shower, scrubbing her butt in the shower with a blue, low grit, Home Depot sandpaper sponge, taken from the garage*
Felicia: "I had no idea that exfoliation was already part of your showering routine."

Being Married

Location: Home

Felicia [to Fernando]: "Hey, do you want to go on a date Friday?"
Aylen: "AHHHH HA HA HA HA HAHA HA. You don't go on dates, you're married."
Felicia: "We go on dates."
Aylen: "Nah, that's just your life from now on and forever."
Felicia: "It sounds so final when you put it that way."

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Tweety Bird's Sleepover

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I told Mrs. Ward that I would bring my Tweety Bird for the (classroom) Teddy Bear Sleepover, but (that) she (Tweety Bird) better not come back from the sleepover with lice."

Best Parts Of The Day

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "The best parts of the day are with you, Mom. I wish I could rewind them."

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Don't Expect To Be A Boss

Location: Home

*Senia talking to Felicia's pregnant belly*
Senia: "Hi, my name is Senia. I am one of your sisters. I'm the good one. The other one is the bad one. Also, don't expect to be a boss when you come out. Mom has to have another baby in order for you to be a boss."

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Reason Mom Is Grumpy

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Do you understand why I am so grumpy with you?"
Aylen: "Sure. It's because you are pregnant."

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Newborn Pictures

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Did I have newborn pictures?" 
Felicia: "Not professional."
Senia: "Will the baby have professional ones?"
Felicia: "Yes."
 *minutes later*
Senia: "I am ready for my newborn pictures now."

Noises In The Attic

Location: Home

*Fernando is in the attic; a second later he hears animal noises, begins to look around, notices Senia  at the bottom of the stairs leading to the attic making noises with her mouth*
Fernando [to Senia]:  "Don't make animal noises while I am up here in the attic!."
Senia [innocently]: "What?"