Saturday, October 7, 2017

News Of The Day: From Five T-Rexs To A Hole In The Wall

Location: Blossom Heights

Juarez: "We went to the museaum. It was the dinosaur museum. I saw five T-Rexs. And we have a hole. It's a bit hole."



News Of The Day: Hurricane Harvey

Location: Blossom Heights

Juarez: "We not flood. The helicopter saved the people saved the people. And the street flood. Harvey sat in the backyard and we caught eggs."



Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Adventure Time

Location: At Friend's Home

Adult [jokingly]: "Let's have an adventure. Let's break into that abandoned house."
Senia: "The only adventure here is that I'm a tattletale."

Monday, October 2, 2017

I Love...

Location: Discovery Green

Juarez: "I love _____."
*gasps*
Felicia: "Do you love her more than Mama?"  
Juarez: "No!"
Felicia: "Okay then. Keep your friend."

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Girls

Location: At Home

Juarez: "I play with the girls at school. They more better."

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Dragons

Location: At Home

Juarez: "Mama, I would save you from a very huge, big dragon."

Monday, September 18, 2017

Worms

Location: At Home

Juarez: "I don't like worms..." *then whispers* "... because they don't have faces."

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Eating Mushrooms

Location: At Home

*Fernando notices Aylen picking out mushrooms out of her noodle soup and drying them on a paper towel*
Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "I need you guys to eat all the mushrooms."
*a few minutes pass*
Aylen: "I am done."
*Aylen proceeds to the kitchen, Fernando notices she is about to clean out her plates*
Fernando: "Can I see you napkin?"
*Fernando opens the napkin and notices the mushrooms*
Fernando: "Mom said you needed to eat the mushrooms."
Aylen: "I am done."
Fernando: "Well, you don't have to eat the rest of the noodle soup, but eat the mushrooms."
*Aylen takes her plate back, Fernando takes the bowl*
*a few minutes pass*
Aylen: "What did you do with the bowl? I was using it."
Fernando: "I believe you said you were done."
Aylen: "No, I was using it to eat the mushrooms. I am dunking the mushrooms to eat them."
Fernando: "So, you took out the mushrooms, dried them off, and were then dunking them back into the noodle soup to eat them?"
Aylen: "NO, DAD! That is not what I am doing."
Fernando: "So, what are you doing?"
Aylen: "NEVERMIND!"