Thursday, August 12, 2021

Who Stole My Lemonade?

Location: At Home

Cortez: "Who stole my lemonade?"
Felicia: "Look nobody wants to steal your lemonade."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "I put my lemonade over here and now it's gone..."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "... and somebody stole it...and who took my lemonade?"
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "MY lemonade was over here... Someone is a thief!"
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "I want my lemonade! Oh, it's right here on the shelf...never mind."

When Is My Birthday?

Location: At Home

Cortez [to Felicia]: "When is my birthday?"
Felicia: "Next year."
Cortez: "But what day?"
Felicia: "July 19th."
*exasperated sigh*
Cortez: "The same one?!?!?"

Friday, July 3, 2020

Cover Of Vogue

Location: At Home

Juarez:: "They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue... but my legs are toooooooooo looooooong."
*Felicia looks at Aylen*
Aylen: "It's important to introduce kids to meme culture at an early age."

King George

Location: At Home

*watching Hamilton; Jonathan Groff comes out as King George*
Juarez: "It's Michael Jackson!"

Wednesday, April 1, 2020


Location: At Home

Juarez: "I'm gonna go and work on my glutes."

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Puberty Talk

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I may have accidentally forgotten to have given your the permissions slip to my  puberty talk."

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Pretend It's Dog Poop

Location: At Home

Juarez: "If you ever have to poop outside, pretend it's dog poop on the ground that someone didn't pick up."