Thursday, March 20, 2014

Bag Full Of Diapers

Location: Home

Senia: "What is that?"
Felicia: "A diaper bag that _______ gave me."
Senia: "A bag for diapers? Do you have to carry it every where you go once the baby is born?"
Felicia: "Yes."
Senia [laughing hysterically]: "You have to carry a bag full of diapers every where you go?"


Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "You are thirty-six, right?"
Felicia [half sleep]: "Yes."
Senia: "So, when you think about being little, that feels like a thousand years ago, right?"

Tuesday, March 18, 2014


Location: Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Did you read anything today?"
Senia: "Yeah! All the covers of our DVDs."

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Music Videos

Location: Home

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are watching music videos on YouTube*
Felicia: "Let's watch this cool video from the eighties"

Aylen: "So, there wasn't much to do in the eighties, I guess."

Saturday, March 15, 2014

"The Lord of the Rings" Trilogy

Location: Home

*after spending a week watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy*
Aylen: "Seriously? Three movies to walk a right to a volcano and go "bloop"?"
*makes dropping motion*


Location: Home

*after telling Aylen about an upcoming OB/GYN visit*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "You wait an hour and you get a blob. That's what an ultrasound is. Don't get excited. It's only a picture of a blob. Enjoy your appointment."

Wednesday, March 5, 2014


Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I never want to get married because when you do, you have to do that deeeeeessssgusting thing."
Felicia [nervously]: "What thing?"
Senia: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G."