Friday, August 29, 2014

Lauren Bacall

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Lauren Bacall died."
Aylen: "How terribly inconvenient for her."
Felicia: "Do you watch 'Downton Abbey'?"

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

AARP

Location: At Home

*Felicia asked Fernando to register her to an AARP event*
Felicia [to Fernando]: "Oh, it is outside the loop. That is so far away."
Fernando: "You already sound like you belong to the AARP."
*Felicia laughs*
Felicia: "Well, thank you for registering me. Now, can you help me connect my phone to Chromecast?"
Fernando: "Ah, you also seem to have problem's with today's technologies like some of the people who belong to the AARP."
Felicia: "ARGH! Nevermind. I am going to bed."  
Fernando: "Ohh, it is ten o'clock! It is past your bedtime!"