Sunday, May 30, 2010

I Spy

Location: Home

*Felicia and Aylen are looking at one of the I Spy books together*
Aylen [frustrated]: "I can't find it! Where is it?"
Felicia: "Look. Below the candle."
Aylen [half-assed]: "I still can't see it."
Felicia: "Below the candle!"
*Aylen looks at Felicia kind of funny, confused*
Aylen: "Alright."
*Aylen blows on the candle in the book*

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Daddy Is Coming Home

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "Hey, guys! Guess who is coming back to town?"
Aylen and Senia: "YIPPIE! "Yo Gabba Gabba"?"
"No. Your Dad!"
Aylen [sighing]:
"Are you kidding?"

Ms. Jacqueline

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Umm. Ms. Jacqueline is not going to be an Apple teacher next year at PoeCo."
Aylen: "Of course not! She is going to kindergarten!"

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Who Made The World

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, who made the world?"
Felicia: "No one really knows. No one was there when it happened."
Aylen: "When did it happen?"
Felicia: "A very, very, very long time ago."
Aylen: "Not even you? You are thirty-three."