Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Puberty Talk

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I may have accidentally forgotten to have given your the permissions slip to my  puberty talk."

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Pretend It's Dog Poop

Location: At Home

Juarez: "If you ever have to poop outside, pretend it's dog poop on the ground that someone didn't pick up."

Poop On Yourself?

Location: In The Car

Felicia [to Juarez]: "Did you poop on yourself at school today?"
Juarez: "Mom... I just couldn't handle it today. Okay?"

Monday, May 6, 2019

Ice Cream For Mom

Location: At Home

*Juarez used his own money to buy an ice cream for Felicia, saved it in his backpack to give it to her after school*
Juarez: "Here you go, Mom."

Monday, April 29, 2019

Broken Ass

Location: At Home

Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."
Fernando: "WHAT?"
Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."
Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."
*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Black Friday

Location: At Home

Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."
Senia: "What! Christmas already?"
Felicia: "..."

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

This Mess

Location: At Home

Juarez: "A ghost made this mess. He knew the password and came in.."
Cortez: "Yes, a goat made this mess."

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Two Moms

Location: At Home

*Juarez sees two moms*
Juarez: "Well, that seems more better."

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Only Child

Location: At Home

*watching Jurassic World: Lost World scene where a man is attacked by several  Compsognathus at once and is having trouble pushing the tiny dinosaurs off*
Senia: "Clearly that guy is an only child."

Friday, February 1, 2019

Meeting You

Location: At Home

*Juarez to Fernando*
Juarez: "Well, it was great meeting you."