Saturday, June 11, 2016


Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "What are you doing downstairs?"
Senia: "Cheesebutting!"
Felicia: "I knew it was you!"

Friday, June 10, 2016

Going To Hell

Location: At Home

Adult to [Felicia]: "Hey, I need to talk to you about Senia."
Felicia: "What did she do?"
Adult: "Her? Nothing. Of course. It was the other kids."
Felicia: "Oh. What happened?"
Adult: "Well, I found her crying because some kids were teasing her that she was going to hell because she doesn't go to church or believe in God."
Felicia: "Oh, really? Let me talk to her."
*Felicia goes to find Senia*
 Felicia [to Senia]: "You were crying because they were teasing you?"
 *Senia grins*
 Senia: "Yeah... I know. I figured if I was mean to them, I would get in trouble too. But... if an adult found me crying, they would get in waaaaaay more trouble. I was right!"

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Maternity Pants

Location: At Home

*Aylen seeing Felicia struggle putting on maternity pants*
Aylen: "Are you suuuuuure those are maternity pants?"

Babies Are Expensive

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Having babies is expensive. I mean, how much have we spent on ice cream [Felicia's pregnancy craving] already?"

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Roly Poly

Location: At Home

Senia: "Well, this roly poly is the sumo wrestler."

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Cheese Butt

Location: At Home

Juarez: "Cheese butt, cheese butt, everybody cheese butt." 
*Felicia looks at Juarez questionably*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "I think he means 'clean up'."
*Felicia looks at Senia questionably*

Friday, June 3, 2016

Taste In Music

Location: At Home

Senia [to Aylen]: "Aylen, what are you listening to?"
Aylen: "The best of Ennio Morricone."
Senia: "I like Juarez's taste in music better..."
Senia: "... He likes Party Rock Anthem."