Monday, October 28, 2013

Can I Take The Car Out?

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, can I take the car out for a bit?"
Felicia: "No."
Aylen: "How about letting me jump off the roof?"
Felicia: "No."
Aylen: "Well, can I have a cookie then?"
Felicia: "Nice try."

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Name That Book

Location: Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Senia, do you want to do Name That Book?"
Senia: "No, because you have to work hard and study and stuff."

Friday, October 11, 2013

Mom, The Waiter

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Ooooohhhhh, waaaaaiiiiiiteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr."
Felicia [under her breath]: "It's okay. I spat in your food."

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Stupid Mom... In Chinese

Location: Home

Senia [whispering to Felicia]: "_____ taught me how to say 'stupid mom' in Chinese."

Saturday, October 5, 2013


Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Have fun on your date tonight, especially if you go with Dad!"