Saturday, September 20, 2008


Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Daddy did not button all of my buttons. He is really not my friend."

Friday, September 19, 2008

Apple Sauce

Location: In The Bathroom

*Senia is sleeping*
*Felicia, after waiting for the dye in her hair to set, takes a shower to get the dye off*
*Aylen comes into the bathroom*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "Why do you have apple sauce in your hair?"
Felicia: "No, I am dying my hair."
Aylen: "With apple sauce?"
Felicia: "No, with dye."
Aylen: "Oh, I want to dye my hair too!"
*after a few seconds, Aylen leaves the bathroom*
*a minute passes*
*Aylen comes back to the bathroom, her hair is saturated with apple sauce*
Felicia: "What? What did you do? What do you have on your head?"
Aylen: "Apple sauce. I am dying my hair too!"

The First Fight

Location:  The Car

*Aylen has both Peep pillows we have in the car*
*Senia grabs a Peep from Aylen and begins to suck on it*
*Aylen grabs the Peep back from Senia*
*Senia grabs the Peep back from Aylen and begins to suck on it*
*Aylen grabs the Peep back from Senia*
*Senia grabs the Peep back from Aylen and begins to suck on it*
*Aylen grabs the Peep back from Senia, puts her head down, and lays on them*
*Senia pulls a chunk of Aylen's hair and waves it around like a little flag*
*Aylen gives up on the Peep and starts crying*
*Senia takes the Peep*

Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Dark

Location:  At Home

*Aylen, and Senia are being put to sleep*
Aylen [to Felicia]:  "I can't find the dark!"

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Kidding With You

Location:  Borders Bookstore

Felicia [to Aylen]:  "AYLEN! Is that your milk over there?"
Aylen:  "It is not."
Felicia:  "Aylen, is that your milk on the bookshelf?"
Aylen:  "Okay. Okay. It is! I am keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedding with you."

Smaller Pieces Of Chicken

Location:  Khyber Restaurant

Felicia [to Aylen]:  "You have to eat four pieces of chicken."
Aylen:  "Okay."
*Aylen proceeds to tear two pieces of chicken into smaller pieces*

Monday, September 15, 2008

Senia The Pony

Location:  Living Room

*Aylen tries to mount Senia as she is crawling*
Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Senia is like a pony!"

Cutie Patootie

Location:  At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Are you happy with me?"
Felicia:  "No, I am not."
Aylen:  "Yes, you are."
Felicia:  "No, I am not happy with you."
Aylen:  "Oh, you are such a cutie patootie when you are mad."

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Santa Claus, Electrician

Location:  In The Bathroom

*after Hurricane Ike, where we spent a week without electricity*
Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Calm down! Santa Claus is bringing the power."

Thursday, September 11, 2008


Location:  At Home

Senia [to Felicia]:  "MAMA."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Aylen and Coffee

Location:  At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Oooooh! Your coffee was good! I finished it."

Centro Stylus

Location:  At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]:  "Where is my stylus?"
Aylen:  "Oh, I left it at Whole Foods.  By the bread."

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


Location:  At Home


Monday, September 1, 2008

Air Fresheners

Location:  In The Bedroom Home

*Aylen puts a coconut scented car air freshener in her mouth*
Aylen [to Felicia]:  "They taste like candy."