Amazing Childhood

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "My job is to make sure that you have an amazing childhood."
Senia: "Ya! That's because you don't want us babbling your secrets."

Whispering To The Baby

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "You know, if you talk to my bump, the baby can hear you already."
Senia [whispers]: "The bathroom upstairs is mine"

Antimony

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Is antimony a metalloid, Momma?"
Felicia: "Wait. Give me one second."
 *runs off, checks Google, comes back*
Felicia: "Why yes, yes it is."

Crime TV

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "What are you watching?"
Felicia: "Crime TV."
Aylen: "Yay! As if you couldn't get any more paranoid!"

Truckin' Birthday

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "No, mom. The card says 'Have a TRUCKIN' birthday'."
Felicia: "You need to work on your penmanship."

Do You Want To Touch A Snake?

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Juarez]: "Hey, do you want to touch a snake?"
*Aylen gives him a piece of wire, Juarez groans*

 

Senia The Pied Piper of Frogs

Location: Mandarin Chinese Language Immersion Magnet School

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, I know how to lure a frog. I have done the science."

Early Release Day

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom, there is not early release today. I guess the teachers are trying to cram in the last stuff they haven't taught all year."

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Location: At Home

*Juarez is throwing a tantrum*

Senia [singing]: "You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want."

The Rest Of The Family

Location: At Home

*Felicia reprimands the girls for arguing, halfway through realizes she has no idea where she was going with what she was saying*

Felicia: "You guys need to love each other, because really, you two are the only ones who know how crazy I really am."
Senia: "Don't forget about Morgan, Juarez, and Baby Taco."