Tuesday, March 29, 2016


Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "You know what's the worst about the STARR test? You can't talk. Last year after the test, I counted to a million twice. You can't even talk at lunch. Oh, I bet I can talk at recess."
Aylen: "Oh, wait. I forgot. You don't get recess."

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Trump's Wall

Location: At Home

Fernando: "So, Trump wants to build a wall between Mexico and the US because he feels like nothing good comes from Mexico."
Felicia: "Your father is half-Mexican and he lived in Mexico for a while."
Senia: "What the wha? Nothing good comes from Mexico? What the wha? Doesn't he know about 'La Bamba'?"
*nods head in disagreement*

Thursday, March 24, 2016


Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Keeping Polyphemus classy, Senia..."

Monday, March 21, 2016

Whoopie Cushion

Location: Mandarin Chinese Language Immersion Magnet School

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Senia put a whoopie cushion in my backpack today, so when I put it down, it sounded like I farted"
*Senia dies laughing*

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Andy Warhol

Location: At Home

*looking at Andy Warhol's 'Campbell's Soup Cans'*
Senia [to Felicia]: "Yeah, I've already seen this..."
*heavy sigh*
Senia: "... on Minions."

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Neutral Face

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "Senia, what is wrong? Are you sad?"
Senia: "No. Why?"
Felicia: "You look sad."
Senia: "Nope. Not sad. This is my neutral face."

A-urp, B-urp, C-urp

Location: At Home

*Aylen belches the alphabet*
Senia [to Aylen]: "You have amazing abilities!"

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Horrible Nightmare

Location: At Home

*Senia wakes up hysterically, sobbing*
Senia: "I had a horrible nightmare!"
Aylen: "I knew you should not have let her watch 'The Walking Dead'"
Senia: "I dreamt I got an F-!"
*continues to sob uncontrollably*