Birds

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Birds do not have noses, only faces!"

The Weight Scale

Location: Grandpa and Grandma's House

*Felicia puts Aylen and Senia on the scale and weights them*

*Felicia then weights herself*

*Felicia is proud because the yoga is getting her back in shape*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Whoa, Mommy! The numbers went REALLY high!"

Halloween Candy

Location: Front Door / Hallway

*Felicia, upon hearing a neighbor right outside the apartment, opens the door*

Felicia [to neighbor]: "Hey, do you want some Halloween candy? I am afraid I will eat it all."

Student: "No, thanks."

*Aylen, standing by the door, listens to the conversation*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY. I will eat it all. Don't give it away!"

Charlie And Lola Have No Mother

Location: At Home

*Felicia, Aylen and Senia are watching "Charlie and Lola"*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "See, Aylen! Lola goes to sleep all by herself, without her mommy."

Aylen: "Well, that is because Lola doens't have a mommy. She only has Charlie and Charlie sleeps with her."

Avocado Flavored M&Ms

Location: At Home

Fernando [jokingly, to Aylen]: "Do you see these green M&Ms? Those are avocado flavored M&Ms."

*a few minutes later, Fernando and Felicia notice that Aylen is eating all the M&Ms except the green ones*

Felicia's Nipples

Location: Mai's Restaurant

*during dinner*
Courtney [to Felicia]: "How many teeth does Senia have?"
Felicia: "Six. And I am still nursing too. I am worried that my nipples are going to start looking like chewed-up gum."
Fernando [to Courtney]: "Yeah. Usually, when I am done with Felicia's nipples, I stick them under the table."

Mommy's Hairy Legs

Location:  At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Mom, you need to cut the little hairs on your legs. They are scratchy."

Felicia:  "What? No, they are not!"

Aylen:  "They hurt me! They are scratchy like Daddy's face!"

Riding The Elevator With Aylen

Location: The Galleria

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are inside the elevator*

*doors open, three men are outside waiting to step in*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Did you poot?"

*the three men smirk*

Felicia: "I did not."

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia step out of the elevator*

Aylen: "Yeeeeeesssss yoooooooouuuuuuuuu diiiiiiiiiiiddd."

*the three men step into the elevator, they bust out laughing*

Salads

Location: At Home

*Aylen, looking at the salad on her plate*

Aylen: "Mom, I can't eat leaves."

Poop In The Floor

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "There is a tiny piece of poop on the floor."

Felicia: "Okay... Thank you for telling me."

Aylen [in a quiet voice]: "I think it was me."