Giraffes

Location: Houston Zoo

Senia: "The giraffes do not smell delicious."

Rice Krispies

Location: At Home

*Felicia notices Aylen picking her nose*
Felicia [to Aylen]: "Are you picking your nose?"

Aylen: "Yeah. I am trying to get the Rice Krispies out."

Kicking And Screaming

Location: At Home

*Felicia is taking a shower*
*Senia, on the other side of the door is throwing a fit and want to get in the bathroom*
Aylen [to Senia, as overheard by Felicia]: "No, kick the door. Don't knock. Mommy comes out faster if you KICK the door."

Smelly Carrots

Location: At Home

*Felicia and the kids are eating lunch*
Felicia [thinking to herself]: "Why do these carrots taste and smell funny?"

*Felicia eats a few more carrots, then notices Aylen and Senia*
*Aylen and Senia seem to be sticking the carrots between their toes pretending they are extra toes, then putting them back on the plate*

The Box That Knocks

Location: At Home

*there is a knock on the front door*

*there is a noise of somebody leaving the foyer door*

*Felicia opens the front door, there is a box on the floor, a package*

Aylen: "WOW! I didn't know that boxes could knock!"

A Big Dolt

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "My Dad is a big dolt."
Felicia: "Do you mean a big 'adult'?"
Aylen: "No, I mean a big dolt."

Aylen Thinking

Location: Chick-Fil-A

Aylen [to Felicia]: "No, Mom. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my brain."

Adults Get Light

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "When you are little, you are dark. But then, when you are an adult, you get light."

Felicia: "No more Michael Jackson tributes for you."

A Quesadilla

Location: At Grandparents' House

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I want a quesadilla."

*Felicia proceeds to prepare a quesadilla*

*Felicia serves Aylen the quesadilla*

Felicia: "Here you are."

Aylen: "What's this?"

Felicia: "A quesadilla."

Aylen: "No, this is just cheese and tortilla."

Felicia: "What did you think a quesadilla was?"

Aylen: "NOT THIS!"

*Aylen pushes plate away*

Pulga Dust

Location: At Grandpa and Grandma's House

Felicia: "Aylen, come here so I can wash the Pulga dust off your feet and hands."
Aylen: "No, thanks.  I licked everything off already."