Ruler To Rule

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Mom, I need a ruler to rule!"

House Keys

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I phant hous kez!"

Felicia: "What does she want, Aylen?"

Aylen: "She wants the house keys."

Aylen [to Senia]: "Nooo. What you want is the car keys."

Why?

Location: Half Price Books

Senia [to Felicia]: "Where's Aylen? Where's Daddy?"

Felicia: "In the potty."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Because Aylen needed to go."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Ummm... she had drank a lot of water."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Ummm... because she was thirsty."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Because she boogoo badadaded."

Senia: "Why?"

Felicia: "Yeah... that's what I thought."

Turkey Tastes Like Chicken

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Turkey tastes like chicken?  Are you sure it is not chicken?  I think it is chicken."

Fluffy Poop

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "The second poop is the fluffy poop."

News Of The Day: Played In The Sandbox

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "My mommy and Claire played together in the sandbox."

Heart's Desire

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Nooooo, Mom! I want to keep my hair down! It is my heart's desire! Um... what's 'desire'?"

I Want Cookie, Part 2

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I want cookie."

Felicia: "No! No cookie."
*Senia looks down and urinates all over her pants and on the floor*
Felicia: "Ohhhhhhh. You need to pee?"

*Senia shakes head*
*Felicia feels bad, then she remembers the events from the weekend and then felt REALLY bad (see: I Want Cookie, Part 1)*

News Of The Day: Mommy In My Bed

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I wanted my mom to come to my bed. My mom said "okay" and then she came to my bed."

News Of The Day: Rode On An Elephant

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I rode on an elephant. My dad came with me. My sister's name is Senia. My sister did not want to go on the elephant."