My Dad Doesn't Like You

Location: Home

Senia [to Grandma]: "My dad doesn't like you."

Mommy Doesn't Like Black?

Location: Home

Felicia: "Why did you throw my Tom's shoes away?"
Senia: "Because I had a dream last night that you didn't like black."

Skating With The Vagina

Location: At Home

*Senia sits down on one of Aylen's skates*

Senia: "Look!  I am skating with my vagina!"

Chicken Butt

Location: At Monterrey Tex/Mex Restaurant

Senia [to Grandma]: "Knock!  Knock!"

Ofelia: "Who's there?"

Senia: "Chicken butt."

Ofelia: "Hey... that isn't something that sounds very nice."

Senia [not listening, going for the punchline of another joke]: "Don't cry, it's only a joke!"

Senia's Boston Accent

Location: In The Car

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Why is it that ____ has an accent?"

Felicia: "Well, Aylen.  _____ doesn't really have an accent, _____ has a speech impediment.  Kind of like Senia, she has trouble saying her R's, like ostrich [os-twich] and quarter [kwaw-teh]."

Senia: "I don't have speech impediment, I have accent.  BOSTON [baws-ten]!"

Spiders Talk

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "Leave the spider alone!  He's a perfectly nice spider, guys!"
Senia: "How do you know?  Does he talk?"

We Like You Crazy

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "You guys are making me crazy!"
Aylen: "That's okay.  We like you crazy."

It's Magical

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Senia]: "How did you get boogies on your eyebrows?"
Senia: "It's magical!"

A Little Funny

Location: At Hector and Jennifer's House

Felicia [to Senia, after telling Aunt Jennifer what Senia had done]: "Was pulling my pants down at Target funny?"
Senia [with a sad face]: "No, it was not funny, Mommy."
Senia [turning to Aunt Jennifer, whispers]: "It was a little funny."

Rewarding Good Behavior

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Give me five chocolate chips.  I didn't lock you out [of the house]."