Sunday, November 24, 2013

Batwoman

Location: At Home

*after going to the emergency room and getting rabies shots for touching a bat*
Felicia [to Senia]: "Can I call you Batgirl?"
Senia: "You can call me Batwoman."

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Ms. Ward Didn't Say

Location: Texas Children's Hospital

*after Bat Week at school, at the emergency room, getting rabies shots for touching a bat*
Felicia [to Senia]: "Why would you play with a bat?"
Senia: "Ms. Ward didn't say anything bad about the bats. They seemed so nice in class."

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Poseidon's Daugher(s)

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Aylen is being a bully."
Felicia: "What did she do?"
Senia [to Felicia]: "Aylen says that she is Poseidon's daughter and I want to also be Poseidon's daughter but I can't because Poseidon only has one child."
Felicia: "Poseidon can have more than one daughter..."

Fast Forwarding Previews

Location: Home

*Felicia put on a cartoon in Mandarin for the kids to watch while they eat and she finishes making their lunches and getting ready*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "Finally, it is starting! Why didn't you fast forward the previews?"
Felicia: "Because you didn't ask me to."
Aylen: "Mom! Fast forwarding the previews is like clapping at the end of a performance. Nobody asks you to clap. You just do it, because it's what you are supposed to do. You clap at the end of performances. You fast forward previews. You just do these things."
Felicia: "Wow! That is a great analogy. Did you come up with that on your own?"
*Aylen sights*
Aylen: "Of course I did."

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Your Violin Sounds Good

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen, your violin sounds so good!"
Aylen: "Yeah. This is what's going to make me famous!"

Sunday, November 10, 2013

I Didn't Have To Pee All Morning

Location: Home

Senia: "One time, I didn't have to pee all morning at school..."
*pauses*
Senia: "I was just like a teacher."

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Bras

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Bras are just for making your boobs look not sad, right?"