The Classic Contact Paradox

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Aylen, come help. I can't find my contacts because I don't have my contacts on."

Aylen: "Ah, yes. The classic contact paradox."

Cremini Mushrooms

Location: Central Market

*Felicia examines and places into the car three pounds of cremini mushrooms*
*two ladies behind Felicia pick up the same type of mushroom, smell them, discuss in a different language, shake their head, and place them back gently*
*Felicia starts to question every life decision that she has made before slinking away with the mushrooms*

Juarez Incornette Ziegler

Location: At Home

Senia [to Juarez]: "Juarez Incornette Ziegler!"
Fernando: "Huh? You know,his middle name is Enrique..."

Butt Lock

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Mom. What is a butt lock?"
Felicia: "I don't know. That sounds terrifying."
*Senia points to the word in the book*

Felicia: "That says buttock."

Orthodontics Christmas

Location: At Home

*Senia changes clothes from school, puts on a bright red dress with the words "Merry Christmas" in the front*
Fernando: "Your shirt... you may want to change it."
Senia [to Fernando]: "I am still celebrating Christmas. What is orthodontics?"
Fernando: "Orthodontics? It is the treatment of the misalignment of teeth. Why do you ask?"
Senia: "I just want to continue celebrating and get more presents."
*Senia and Fernando go downstairs*
Senia [to Felicia]: "I am celebrating the Orthodontics Christmas today."
Felicia: "Am I supposed to gift you braces? Dental floss?"
Senia: "Whatever. I will take whatever presents you give me."
Fernando: "Orthodox! She means Orthodox."

Felixcia

Location: At Home

Senia: "Dad, how do you spell Mom's name?"
Fernando: "What? You should kno... nevermind. F-E-L-I-X-C-I-A."

Senia: "X-C-I-A?"
Fernando: "Yes,as in Felix. The X is silent. Like all those -eaux words. Geaux. Thibodeaux."
Senia: "Ah. Thank you."