Poop On Yourself?

Location: In The Car

Felicia [to Juarez]: "Did you poop on yourself at school today?"
Juarez: "Mom... I just couldn't handle it today. Okay?"

Ice Cream For Mom

Location: At Home

*Juarez used his own money to buy an ice cream for Felicia, saved it in his backpack to give it to her after school*

Juarez: "Here you go, Mom."

Broken Ass

Location: At Home

Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "WHAT?"

Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."

Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."

*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*

Black Friday

Location: At Home

Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."

Senia: "What! Christmas already?"

Felicia: "..."

This Mess

Location: At Home

Juarez: "A ghost made this mess. He knew the password and came in.."

Cortez: "Yes, a goat made this mess."

Two Moms

Location: At Home

*Juarez sees two moms*

Juarez: "Well, that seems more better."

Only Child

Location: At Home

*watching Jurassic World: Lost World scene where a man is attacked by several  Compsognathus at once and is having trouble pushing the tiny dinosaurs off*

Senia: "Clearly that guy is an only child."

Meeting You

Location: At Home

*Juarez to Fernando*

Juarez: "Well, it was great meeting you."

High Twos

Location: At Home

Juarez: "T. rexes only give 'high twos'."

What Do You Want For Christmas?

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Senia, what do you want for Christmas?"
Senia: "For Aylen to be quiet for a day. No talking at all."
Aylen: "Hey, that's mean!"

Senia: "It's also something that you can afford."