Yellow, The New Orange

Location:  At Home

*Aylen is trying to describe the color yellow*

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "It's kinda like orange."

Diarrhea

Location:  In The Bathroom

Aylen:  "Look Mom. I made pee poop."

Ear Boogies

Location:  In the Bathroom

*Felicia cleans Aylen's ears with a Q-Tip*

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Look, an ear boogie?"

Come Here

Location: Border's Books

*Aylen runs off*

Fernando [to Aylen]: "AYLEN! Come here!"

Aylen [loudly, imitating what Fernando does to Felicia]: "DON'T HIT ME!"

*everybody around looks at Aylen and Fernando*

Lost Puppy

Location:  The Galleria

*Aylen, out of the blue, after going to Keri's house, where Kailyn (her daughter) happens to own a puppy*

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "Where is my puppy? I guess I lost it."

A Bunch Of Little Poo Poos

Location: At Home

Aylen: "I made a bunch of little poo poos like Daddy!"

Talking Bike

Location: At Home

*after watching Sesame Street*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "I don't like my bike."
Felicia: "Why not?"
Aylen: "Because it doesn't have a happy face and it doesn't talk."

Lion In The Radio

Location:  At Home

*while listening to classical music*
Aylen [to Felicia]:  "I am scared of the lion in the radio."

Aylen's Car, Part 2

Location:  At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]:  "I want to go to school."
Felicia:  "I can't go with you."
Aylen:  "Take the black car."
Felicia:  "YOU want the black car?"
Aylen:  "No, you take the black car. I want a red one."

Aylen's Car, Part 1

Location: The Garage

*Felicia mentions to Aylen that when she is older, she is going to have to go to school*

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I take the black car."